With Christmas just around the corner, everyone is flooding to malls to sit on Santa's lap making their wishes for the gifts that they want to find under the tree.
The guys that haven't had time to get to the mall, are the athlete's. So to help Santa out, here is a list of some stuff that these guys are looking for.
NBA
Carl Landry - new front teeth
Jose Calderon - his starting job back from Jarret Jack when he returns from injury
Chris Bosh - a haircut and a contract south of the border
Demar DeRozan - a spot in the slam dunk contest
LeBron James - some teammates that can help him win
NHL
Jonas Gustavsson - a new heart (sorry too soon...)
NHL - a brain - how do you want to change the names of your awards?
MISC
Don Cherry - a new sport coat from the Craig Sager collection
Craig Sager - a new sport coat from the Don Cherry collection
Tiger Woods - a sponsorship contract with Ashley Madison
MLB
Toronto Blue Jays - an Ace pitcher. After trading away Doc they need someone to win games.
NY Yankees - some bail out money from the US Government. After acquiring Javier Vazquez they are over the $200 million payroll mark
Jason Bay - a contract offer. the new economy has left the Canuck looking for employment, why not Toronto?
NFL
Micheal Vick - a new dog...ohh maybe a bad idea
Brett Favre - a sledge hammer to the knee cap (yes, I am a Packers fan)
Buffalo Bills - a starting QB and a coach who is awake on the sidelines
Clay Matthews - defensive rookie of the year!
That is just a start...what do you think some athletes need to find under their tree this holiday season.
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