How to Heckle will be a guide for fans attending games at the SkyDome this season, given them ammunition on opposing players to use in a fun, law abiding manor.
The Yankees
Kevin Cash - Middle name is Forrest. Only player on the Yankees roster making less than a million dollars. Former Blue Jay, wasn't able to displace Greg Zaun, Greg Myers, Ken Huckaby, or Tom Wilson for playing time.
Mark Texiera - hobbies include hunting and golf. Ask if he shoots like Dick Cheney and swings like Charles Barkley
Robinson Cano - father played in the majors in the 80's - Jose Cano as a pitcher.
Derek Jeter - Under no circumstances are you allowed to heckle Jeter - if you need a reason google "derek jeter sexual conquests" or visit this nice photo essay.
Alex Rodriguez - Too many to mention, but the most current would be to ask A-Rod to sign a copy of Selena Robert's new book.
Melky Cabrera - Nickname is Leche (milk in spanish). Gets driven to the stadium by Robinson Cano. Favorite movie is Scarface, that is a stretch for a latin player.
Nick Swisher - Ask him if he will follow you on twitter. His handle is @NickSwisher
Johnny Damon - shave those sideburns Johnny!
Hideki Matsui - Ask him about about his porn collection. Did he like the newest release from Vivid? Did Giambi return his tapes before he left town?
AJ Burnett - no explanation needed, the former Jay deserves all the booing he can handle.
Andy Petitte - admitted to using steroids and HGH. Ask him if he still talks to
Brian McNamee. Tell him you are looking for some help making the majors.
CC Sabathia - how many pinstripes are on that jersey exactly?
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