Thursday, December 31, 2009

Gone Baby Gone



It has been an interesting year at the Sandwich Shoppe. I started the blog as a New Year's resolution and lo and behold kept it for an entire year. I have learned, that I really enjoy writing and I hope you have enjoyed reading my musings.

Unfortunately, you won't be seeing a post for a couple of weeks as Mrs. MMMMBLT and I are going to travel the world. I'll be keeping detailed notes and upon our return will recount the tales in this very space.

Since I won't post January 1, here are my New Year's resolutions for 2010 (because when you put them in print you can't take them back).
- Finish writing my first book
- Start selling my MMMMBLT t-shirts and hats
- Watch less TV and play more video games
- See old friends and family more often
- Find a sport to master that I can become a professional at (thinking bowling)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

2010 Predictions




With 2009 on the way out and we welcome 2010 in a couple of days. Now they we have spent a couple of weeks looking back at 2009 and the decade, it is time to look forward and no longer dwell on the old - bring on the new! Here is the Sandwich Shoppe's fearless (and somewhat illogical) predictions.


Five Predictions for 2010


1. The NBA stops play at the end of the regular season, and declare the Lakers champions so that the greatest off-season EVER can commence. With Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Joe Johnson, David Lee, etc...all free agents the landscape of the NBA could change greatly with a couple of signings.

2. The Phoenix Coyotes are finally sold to Jim Balsillie who, in a radical move takes the team to Russia! The Coyotes officially defect from the NHL to the KHL. This allows the NHL to expand by a team and they decide to add a team in Las Vegas! The first major sport to expand into Sin City. People in Hamilton, Winnipeg and Quebec City are devastated.

3. NASCAR and IndyCar racing merge and work on a combined schedule where they race the same tracks every weekend to make super events. The IndyCar's go off on Saturday and the NASCAR guys and gals race on Sunday's. This would allow the best drivers to race against each other every weekend and fans would get tons of racing for their money.

4. Tiger Woods returns as the bad boy of golf. He parades a different women out at every tournament. He even dates Lindsay Lohan at one point. With his golf game going downhill quickly - right before the start of the PGA Championship he starts to date Kate Hudson and wins the tournament by 10 shots.

5. TV ruins sports. By this, I mean that the invention of HD and the PVR has changed the way we watch sports. As fans we are more critical of officials, more critical of of the broadcasters and we don't watch commercials anymore (except for during the super bowl). With the immediate nature that broadcasters give us replays and zoom in on controversial calls, it has started to ruin sports. There are several huge sporting events this year and at least one will be ruined by TV. The World Cup, Super Bowl, Olympics or all of the above will have a controversial call because of the TV broadcast and for one reason or another it will not be reviewed or changed and this will overshadow the spectacle.

6. 2010 Champions - NFL: SD Chargers, NBA: Denver Nuggets, NHL: LA Kings, MLB: Philadelphia Phillies, World Cup: England, Olympic Hockey: Not Canada, Oscars Best Movie: Up In The Air, NCAA Basketball: Syracuse, The Masters: Sergio Garcia, PBA Bowler of Year: Jason Thomas.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Top 5 Sports Stories of 2009



Honorable Mention:
-Canada's World Junior Hockey team wins a 5th straight championship.
-Alex Rodriguez overcoming PED scandal and going on to play well and win the World Series. A 27th in the history of the Yankees franchise.
-Roger Federer wins the French Open, the only asterisk is he didn't beat Nadal.
-Detroit Lions go winless (0-17) in an NFL season.
-UCONN women's basketball goes undefeated, 39-0, and win their 6th national title.
-Lance Armstrong returns to cycling, but can't win the Tour de France.
-Jimmie Johnson wins his 4th straight NASCAR title.


5. Steelers win 6th Super Bowl.
The Pittsburgh Steelers went to Tampa to face the upstart Arizona Cardinals. The Cards had turned around decades of frustration to finally make it to a Super Bowl. The Steelers would not roll over and hand them the victory. In an amazing game that featured the longest play in Super Bowl history (a 99 yard interception return by James Harrison), Larry Fitzgerald of the Cardinals then had an unbelievable 64 yd touchdown reception that split the Steelers defence, gave the Cards their first lead and gave them a great chance to win if the defence could hold. Big Ben wasn't having any of it though. He drove the length of the field, finally threading the needle to Santonio Holmes with 35 seconds who tippy-toed in the back of the endzone to seal the victory for the black and gold. For his 135 yd performance, Holmes was given the MVP and Big Ben got his second Super Bowl ring.

4. Roughriders lose Grey Cup.
Your typical Canadian football game. Back and forth scoring, some timely defense and special teams that actually mean something. This game, unlike the Super Bowl won't be remembered for who won (Montreal Alouettes) as it will for who lost (Saskatchewan Roughriders). In a very pro-Roughriders environment in Calgary, the Als had a field goal attempt on the final play of the game for the win. The field goal attempt sails wide and it looked for the moment that the Green Riders would take home the Grey Cup. Unfortunately, the 13th man, which throughout most of the game was the fans, in this case was an actual player and the penalty on Saskatchewan allowed the Als to retry their field goal from 5 yards closer and this time kicker David Duval was true and split the uprights for the Montreal win.

3. Usain Bolt is fastest man alive.
Have to say this one quickly. Jamaica's Usain Bolt who came to prominence during the Olympics in Beijing in 2008 had another world stage to showcase his personality and quick twitch muscles. This time the venue was Berlin and the World Track and Field Championships. Bolt quickly (and I mean quickly) brought the world to its feet by running a blistering 9.58 in the 100m and then ran a 19.19 in the 200m to cement himself as the fastest human being ever.

2. Barcelona FC wins 6 championships.
This amazing event flies under the radar because it happened over the whole year and not in one game or under 20 seconds. FC Barcelona became the first football team ever to win six out of six competitions in a single year thus completing the sextuple, comprising the 2008–09 La Liga, 2008–09 Copa del Rey, 2009 Supercopa de EspaƱa, 2008–09 UEFA Champions League, 2009 UEFA Super Cup and 2009 FIFA Club World Cup. Similar to American sports where trades or transfers are now becoming more common and dynasties are less likely this will probably never happen again.

1. Tiger Woods.
Where to start with this one. Is it Tiger winning Golfer of the Year, Athlete of the Decade or 6 tournaments this year on the PGA tour. Perhaps it is the other side of the coin, maybe the biggest story is Tiger LOSING to YE Yang in the PGA Championship, after leading on a Sunday Woods did something he hadn't done before, gave up the lead. The real story of the year in this one though is Tiger Woods's fall from grace. That link pretty much says it all.


What was your top sports story of the year?

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

All I Want For Christmas




With Christmas just around the corner, everyone is flooding to malls to sit on Santa's lap making their wishes for the gifts that they want to find under the tree.

The guys that haven't had time to get to the mall, are the athlete's. So to help Santa out, here is a list of some stuff that these guys are looking for.

NBA
Carl Landry - new front teeth

Jose Calderon - his starting job back from Jarret Jack when he returns from injury

Chris Bosh - a haircut and a contract south of the border

Demar DeRozan - a spot in the slam dunk contest

LeBron James - some teammates that can help him win

NHL
Jonas Gustavsson - a new heart (sorry too soon...)

NHL - a brain - how do you want to change the names of your awards?

MISC
Don Cherry - a new sport coat from the Craig Sager collection

Craig Sager - a new sport coat from the Don Cherry collection

Tiger Woods - a sponsorship contract with Ashley Madison

MLB
Toronto Blue Jays - an Ace pitcher. After trading away Doc they need someone to win games.

NY Yankees - some bail out money from the US Government. After acquiring Javier Vazquez they are over the $200 million payroll mark

Jason Bay - a contract offer. the new economy has left the Canuck looking for employment, why not Toronto?

NFL
Micheal Vick - a new dog...ohh maybe a bad idea

Brett Favre - a sledge hammer to the knee cap (yes, I am a Packers fan)

Buffalo Bills - a starting QB and a coach who is awake on the sidelines

Clay Matthews - defensive rookie of the year!


That is just a start...what do you think some athletes need to find under their tree this holiday season.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Bowled Over



The NCAA football season is almost over.

After almost four months of games to decide the best team in the country we are down to the final two, or is it final four? In the official BCS championship game, Alabama will take on Texas. We also have two undefeated teams in the Fiesta Bowl TCU and Boise State. So who gets the number one spot at the end of Bowl week - no doubt the winner of the Alabama vs. Texas. Deservedly so. They played the toughest schedules and proved over the course of the season that they are the two best teams and will get to play a game to decide the champion.

This is what everyone wants, this is what they got this year (and for the past number of years), but that doesn't stop people from complaining that the BCS is broken and why is football the only sport in the NCAA that doesn't have a tournament to decide a champion. The proponents of this say that it makes the regular season the most important in sports and they are right. Every game is do or die. One loss can make your season meaningless (ask Oregon when they lost to Boise St in the season opener).

Since football is one game that on any given Sunday (or Saturday in this case) where one team can beat another this does seem very odd, so to fix this problem, here is what the Sandwich Shoppe proposes;

All the conferences stay as they are with the exception of the Big 10 or Big East who accept Notre Dame, Navy and Army into the division. It would be weird for Notre Dame to join the Big 10 since they are already in the Big East for basketball and other sports, but it would be fun if they joined the Big 10 because there are some great rivalries (ND vs. Michigan, ND vs. Penn St.) and it would be great to see what the Big 10 logo would become.

So here we go. Each division plays an 8 game schedule. All games would be within there own division. This would unfortunately eliminate some great inter-conference rivalries, but so be it. After those 8 weeks, we will have champions of each conference. The conferences that have east and west or north and south would still crown champs on both sides. Those champions would make it into the Bowl Championship Series. 16 teams in total. The breakdown would be;

ACC - 2
SEC - 2
Big East
Big 10
Big 12 - 2
Conf USA - 2
Mid America - 2
Mountain West
PAC 10
Sun Belt
WAC

Now the polls only matter to rank the teams 1-16 for the tournament. Just because a team like TCU isn't ranked at the start of the season, doesn't mean they can't make the BCS and there ranking would still be high enough at the end of 8 weeks to get a good seeding in the tourney.

From here it is single elimination and we get to name all the playoff games so the sponsors are happy.

The first round games (8 in total) are played over two weekends, 4 each weekend. Imagine football at 11am, 2pm, 5pm and 8pm for two Saturdays in a row!

Then you have 8 teams remaining (4 games) can again play over two weekends, followed by the final four played on the same Saturday and then the finals being whenever the BCS wanted.

These would be huge ratings generators and alot of fun to watch. Plus it would spread out over 6 weeks, making the season - 14 weeks about what it is now.

Over at Deadspintoday they linked to this playoff predictor for 2009.

Here is how my system would have played out;
#1 Alabama
#16 Temple

#8 Ohio State
#9 Georgia Tech

#5 Florida
#12 Central Michigan

#4 TCU
#13 Troy

#6 Boise State
#11 Houston

#3 Cincinnati
#14 Clemson

#10 Nebraska
#7 Oregon

#15 East Carolina
#2 Texas


In the end, for me, I think Florida plays Texas in the finals. Tebow doesn't lose twice to Alabama and then beats Texas in the finals to cap his unbelievable college career.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Best of 2009 - Rap



Another list you say...well yeah.

The best of year lists have taken a back seat to best of the decade list this winter. The Sandwich Shoppe doesn't have the memory to go back all the way to 2000 and make sure I hit everything I want to say, so year end list will have to do for y'all.

Music is the way of the world, people walk around constantly with ear phones in, tv shows and commercials now show you which songs they are playing and every artist can create a huge fan base on myspace or facebook. With so much music out there, how do you know which albums to download?

Here is the top 5 rap albums of 2009 that I downloaded;

Honourable Mention:
Eminem - Relapse, Jadakiss - The Last Kiss, K-Os - Yes!, Slaughterhouse - Slaughterhouse, Wiz Khalifa - Deal or No Deal, Raekwon - Only Built for Cuban Linx 2

5. Drake - So Far Gone/Wale - Attention:Deficit/Kid Cudi - Man On The Moon: Had to have a three way tie here. Each could have made the list on their own, but the couldn't really decide who the freshman of the year was. Drake's album was a little slow, but his delivery is on point and had some of the biggest singles this year. Wale had a album full of great wordplay and some great production, but his first mixtape (Back to the Feature) might actually be better. Kid Cudi experimented the most on his release. With some futuristic production and thought provoking lyrics, Kid Cudi will be force in 2010.

4. Cam'ron - Crime Pays: This album had big replay value in my ipod from the week before the release date. Cam has catchy lyrics and hooks, including "My Job" and "Get It In Ohio". He makes up words and sayings that I repeat ad nauseum. Overall, a very good album and something that will keep you nodding your head in your whip.

3. Fabolous - Loso's Way: Fab stepped up his game for this album. Again, huge replay value for this album. It featured many singles (5 in total) including the gem "throw it in the bag" and "Money Goes, Honey Stay" featuring Jay-Z. This album can hang with the best out this year. A great effort from a rapper that has been great at putting out singles, but never a complete effort, this changes that.

2. Clipse - Til The Casket Drops: After a couple of under the radar releases the duo of Malice and Pusha T have released an unbelievable album. Die hard fans have been waiting for this release. Featuring appearances from rap heavyweights Kanye West, Cam'ron and r&b sensation Keri Hilson along with production and appearances from Pharell this album is another you can listen all the way through. With songs like "popular demand" and "kind of like a big deal" it is leaving fans with a reason to look forward to their next album

1. Jay-Z - Blueprint III: Kind of cliche to put Shawn Carter in this spot, but it really was the best album. Great singles and a song that will be an anthem for NYC for years to come (Empire State of Mind). Jay-Z also put an end to the autotune era with "Death of Autotune". Not only did he shine on this album, he made names out of a couple of up and coming emcee's, Kid Cudi, J.Cole and r&b artist Mr. Hudson. A Jay-Z release can never be slept on and this was no different, just check out some of his word play. Trying to figure out all of the Blueprint III will take until Blueprint IV comes out...


Hope you enjoyed the list and if you are looking for any of these albums electronically, just drop me a line in the comments and I'll hook you up.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Who To Cheer For?




The saga of Roy Halladay is over. The Toronto Blue Jays finally made the move to trade there second best pitcher of the all-time.

Halladay, the Cy Young award winner for the Jays in 2003 and the ace of the staff has been dealt to the Philadelphia Phillies. In return the Blue Jays get three top prospects from the Phillies. The players they did receive are not names the average fan will recognize;

*C Travis d'Arnaud (from Philadelphia)
*RHP Kyle Drabek (from Philadelphia)
*OF Michael Taylor (from Philadelphia)

The Jays then immediately traded Taylor to Oakland for 1B/3B Brett Wallace (who the A's acquired in the deal last year that sent Matt Holliday to the Cardinals). For more details on those prospects check out Mop Up Duty.com

It doesn't look like any of these prospects will play in the majors next season, which will be a disappointment to fans who will feel the Jays didn't get enough in return for the "best pitcher in baseball". This is probably true, but in the end GM Alex Anthopoulos's hands were tied and hopefully a couple of these guys turn into major league players.

These however leaves Toronto in a bit of a bind. Who do Toronto fans cheer for now?

All of the professional sports teams that play in Toronto, have lost or will lose its major sports figures in a period of two years.
-> Toronto Maple Leafs - Mats Sundin gone
-> Toronto Blue Jays - Roy Halladay gone
-> Toronto Raptors - Chris Bosh - going in June
-> Toronto FC - Danny Dichio - gone

With the holidays around the corner, which jersey does a parent buy for a kid? There is no player currently on any of the Toronto teams that fans will feel comfortable walking around the city wearing that jersey.

Would you were the jersey of the overpaid and aging Vernon Wells? What about Alex Rios who tells fans to fuck off? Nope didn't think so.

What about the hockey team. They can't even name a captain, so who do you wear on your back? The jersey of the goalie that no one trusts (Toskala) or the one of the guy that won't play again because of his bad heart (the Monster).

Don't even get me started on the basketball team. The Raptors try to make the splash and sign a big name free agent in Turkoglu, but 20 games into his first season has been a disappointment and PLEASE don't get your hopes up that Bosh or another big name free agent (Joe Johnson, David Lee) will sign in Toronto.

In these situations, do what I like to do...go for the classics, buy a Sittler jersey, wear that Willie Upshaw jersey to the Dome this summer and by all means break out the Mugsy Bogues jersey.

Monday, December 14, 2009

NBA Watchability Index




Everyone and their mother has power rankings and top 10 lists, so here is another...

NBA Watchability Index

Pretty entertaining list. He even had the sensibility to put the Raptors at #9. Which is true, the Raptors are fun to watch. They have a high uptempo game, score lots of points and they give up a lot of points. That second part is frustrating for fans of the Raptors, but it is something we have learned to live with.

Keep it up boys, but will it change next year without Bosh? To be determined...

Thursday, December 10, 2009

I Bet You....



"Scared money never wins" - that is the adage of many gamblers. You cannot be afraid to lose money, just like in life you need to be positive and those good vibes will come back to you.

Gambling is becoming a bigger part of everyday life. Whether it is the growth of Fantasy sports games, online poker and even soccer clubs advertising gambling sites on their jerseys, risking your money is all around.

I wish I had the cojones to bet and win big, but I am more of a $2 Pro-Line kind of guy. I feel like I could win if I did bet, but I think that is the problem with alot of gambling.

A couple of great gambling stories have made it onto the interwebs recently, thought I should pass them around even further and I'm not even linking to anything Tim Donaghy...

He Lost $127 Million in Las Vegas
You think you had a bad beat at the poker table this weekend when the guy across from you hit the spade on the river? Nothing you can say will top Terrance Watanabe's story.

Picking (Up) Winners Without Placing a Bet
H/T to Darren Rovell for posting this story on his twitter feed. This is a man who turned his personal loss (throwing out a $900 winning horse racing ticket) into something...

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

What If...



In his recent book, ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons dedicates a chapter of his Book of Basketball to "what if's". For example, what if the Portland Trail Blazers had drafted Michael Jordan instead of Sam Bowie or what if this or that trade didn't happen, where would players be, how would have championships been handed out differently.

This is a small take on that. What if players could come home again? For some players this happens - look at Allen Iverson this week. After struggling last season with the Pistons and appearing in only three game for the Memphis Grizzlies this season, he was signed by the team he started his career with - the Philadelphia Sixers. Philadelphia has embraced him again and he will work his derriere off for the fans to show his appreciation.

On the flip side of the coin is someone like Roger Clemens. After Clemens worked his way out of favor with Red Sox nation, there was no way the fans at Fenway would ever accept him back, even if a World Series was at stake.

A couple of other examples, you let me know in the comments below if you think they would be welcomed home;

- Barry Bonds: Bonds the home run king was run out of baseball after all the steroid allegations. His original team the Pittsburgh Pirates are in dire straits. They need to attract fans to the ball park and bringing back Bonds would be one way to do this. The fans in San Francisco loved Bonds because he was there bad guy, would fans in Pittsburgh feel the same, I think they would.

- Brett Favre: Favre retired a Packer. Then he retired a NY Jet. Now he is a Minnesota Viking. Although the Packers aren't his original team - the Atlanta Falcons are, many people consider the Packers and Favre inseparable. After all that has transpired with Favre even a one day press conference so he can "retire" a Packer seems to be out of the question.

- Matt Sundin: Had to throw a former Toronto Maple Leaf in the mix. Sundin is another player who retired only to figure out that he still had some juice left in his legs and played his final season with the Vancouver Canucks. Again, the Leafs weren't his original team, but the Quebec Nordiques don't exist anymore. If the Leafs needed someone for a playoff push would they welcome the captain back? With open arms, I say. The blue and white jerseys with number 13 would be all you would see.

- Vince Carter: Do I even have to write this paragraph? After being traded in 2004 to the New Jersey Nets for a bag of pucks, Carter made comments that he didn't give his all while a Raptor and has repeatedly smiled, laughed and "doesn't understand" why Raptors fan boo him whenever he returns to the Air Canada Centre. If a Toronto Raptors General Manager EVER tried to bring him back, he would be punted onto Bay Street faster than you can say "Vincent Lemar Carter"

- Joe Montana and Jerry Rice: Although both are now retired, they finished there storied careers with teams other than the one they made their biggest splash, the San Francisco 49ers. Montana went on to play two seasons with the KC Chiefs, while Rice played bounced around to the Raiders and Seahawks before going to training camp with the Broncos. He never played in a game and then retired (and I guess we have our answer to my quesion) on August 19, 2006 the San Francisco 49ers announced that Rice would sign a contract with them, allowing him to retire as a member of the team where his career began. On August 24, he officially retired as a 49er, signing a one-day contract for $1,985,806.49. The number represented the year Rice was drafted (1985), his number (80), the year he retired (2006), and the 49ers (49). The figure was ceremonial, and Rice received no money. Obviously, Montana and Rice meant alot to the 49ers franchise and both would have been welcomed back at the end of their playing days.

Who else can you think of and would they be welcomed home?

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Holiday Gift Guide



It is officially the first holiday shopping weekend in December. Many parents, wives and girlfriends will be hitting the malls and big box shops to get presents for loved ones. We all know they aren't any males out shopping this early.

So to help all the female shoppers out there, here is a list of all the things that many males in my age bracket wanted over the years and never got. If anyone is reading this (hint: wife) you can get anything on this list for us and we will super happy when we unwrap our new toy.

10. Ninja Stars, Numchucks and a Ninja Sword
All you have to do is have a quick look at my movie review of Ninja Assassins to understand the male obsession with ninjas. There weapons are cool, you can hurt others and yourself!

9. GI Joe Battleship
The ultimate GI Joe toy. Along with the base this was a must have that most kids never got because parents didn't want to put it together.

8. Computer Watch
The digital watch took a big turn when they started adding fun features like a full keyboard that allowed to leave yourself messages and calculate 6x8 during math tests.

7. 8 Ball, Georgetown Hoyas or LA Raiders Jacket
A must have fashion statement. No matter what sports team you like, you can always wear a Georgetown or Raiders jacket. The 8-Ball is a classic, don't knock it.

6. Optimus Prime
The ultimate Transformers toy. This was the showpiece of a kid's collection. If you didn't have Prime you were relegated to playing second fiddle with Megatron or Bumblebee.

5. Nike Air Jordan's
Whether you are 8 or 38 you can still appreciate the Air Jordan. Every new season you would walk into the Foot Locker and see the new colours and styles. I could have received a new pair every year and been super happy. Also, Jordan's are one of the only acceptable article of clothing kids will be okay to receive.

4. Hulk Hogan figure and WWF Wrestling Ring
Some of the most fun toys to own because you were supposed to destroy them. You wanted to give them marks from the boots of other wrestlers. Having the ring topped everything else, because rubber bands and tape could only take you so far.

3. SEGA Game Gear
After Nintendo released the Game Boy in 1989 which changed the lives of children forever allowing them to take video games on the road, Game Gear was the next evolution. Color graphics, better controls, but no one got this because we all had Game Boy and didn't need another video game console - whatever!

2. Star Wars Millennium Falcon
Bigger than the GI Joe Battleship and Optimus Prime together, the Millenium Falcon was the TOY. Nothing else comes close to the power of being the kid on the block with the Millenium Falcon.

1. Willie Upshaw Blue Jays Jersey
One of the all-time favorite Jays, he was an integral part of the teams that helped the Jays make the playoffs for the first time. Just when they were turning the corner to being contenders for the next 7-8 years they traded the slugger to Cleveland. I cried in my corn flakes that morning, but would still love to sport a #26 jersey to the SkyDome next summer.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

IPhone Is Crazy With The Apps



Now you must understand, I don't own an Iphone, but if the kind people at Apple and Telus feel the need for me to try out their product, I will not hesitate.

Every now and then, I come across a posting that features some new "app" on the Iphone and since I only know a couple of people with the phone, I don't get to share or try out these apps. If I had a phone the 32gb would be filled in no time flat. Here are a couple of recent apps to try;

Delicious Vinyl DJ App
Delicious Vinyl and Ten23 Software are proud to announce Delicious Vinyl DJ, a new music rhythm game exclusively available for the iPhone and iTouch.. Delicious Vinyl DJ puts anyone with an iPhone inside the DJ booth and behind the decks cutting and scratching across the greatest golden era hip-hop tracks ever!


Klucker Chicken Wing Finder
The Iphone app that that lists more than 20,000 restaurants that serve chicken wings in its database.


Do you have a great iphone app that you'd like to share - there is app for that...